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Brendon

A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.

He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.

Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
by Schwifty bits December 26, 2019
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Brendon Urie

Jessica : That guy is such a Brendon Urie , you should totally ask him out John
John: Omg Jessica stop! I'm not sure if his into boys

(WE'LL NEVER KNOW)
by Lukagoth June 7, 2018
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Brendoned

actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'
"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"
by brindlecunny August 14, 2019
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Brendoning

A person who drives with no brains and is all over the road. A person who takes three turns on a straight and races with rage.
Damn this guy is brendoning. He is going to flip.
by James Jerome Jackson March 6, 2022
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Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".
Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!
by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021
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Brendon

John: Hey Brendon come play tag with us!

Brendon: No I'm Playing Fucking Soccer.
by LaSsO dIcK hEaD September 10, 2020
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brendon

brendon seems like a very rude person but when you get to meet him he is very sweet and also has an obsession with drifting cars and his favourite being a s15
Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot

Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out

Girl: do it youll be the luckiest
by bigshnuutsies April 24, 2019
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