Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 02, 2020

Branch

A handsome young man that is found really attractive and is called cute constantly.

Branch is so cute.

by Siwwmsksoamsmmsaooq November 09, 2019

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 02, 2017

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 20, 2025

peyton branch

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.

Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving

Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much

by 0nehgh44 September 01, 2019

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 18, 2021

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 17, 2021