Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?

Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Boonchie Cat

Another term for butt or backdoor

My Boonchie Cat was pounded really hard last night.

by Jermum isgr8 June 24, 2022

bohondonkeros

Any boobs, tits, breasts, bewbs, milk missles, flesh bags, sweater meat, ta-tas, melons, bangers, udders, puppies, fun bags, knockers, hooters, breasticles of the large variety.

Also known as honolonganonolongangas

That chick has a real set of bohondonkeros. Real honolonganonolongangas

by Barkmeat October 26, 2022

Bojon Misfire

When you are attempting the Houdini and shoot in your own eye.

He was trying a Houdini and ended up with a Bojon Misfire.

by Papa Blue September 10, 2022

boon tune

Black Rap music

Racist white guy in the office says can you play something other than them boon tunes please

by Steveclarksleepster September 15, 2022

Bobonkchuous

when you're feeling so gaygreg-core and you want to blow cock like its bubble-gum

Person 1: "Oh my god, im so gay, im so gay, hip hip hooray"

Person 2: "so bobonkchuous!"

by Connwear October 2, 2022

bolonkeldoodle

A combination of blop, blep, bloop, blue, blonk, bleep, blunk, bip, bop and bap. Commonly used to describe silly cat faces.

There were many pictures of cats. Blep picture, bop picture and plonk pictures. The whole bolonkeldoodle.

by DJSM1234 April 10, 2023