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broken condom

It means you're useless.
Clive acts like he's the goddamn juggernaut but the piece of shit broken condom always came in two seconds and couldn't finish the job.
Related Words

Broken Heart 

A person who likes/loves another plenty, and falls for them hard. When someone breaks your heart, you are hurt because they broke up with you or cheated on you if you were in an intimate relationship. Or, the person you're after starts going steady with another and there was nothing you could do to prevent it and you wished to be with them or at least given them advice to be with someone better.
"She was so in love with him! What did he do to leave her with a broken heart?"
"He cheated on her with Anna."
Broken Heart by mmmmhmmm, July 7, 2009

birkendyke 

A subculture of LesbiaNation who favors 70's lesbian-feminist fashion - birkenstocks (or Tevas, if she's outdoorsy), flannel shirts, and levi's. Often vegan/vegetarian and likes womyn's music of the Cris Williamson/Holly Near variety.
"Did you see all the birkendykes at the bluegrass festival?"
birkendyke by SheyF February 27, 2006

Broken Lawn Chair 

Losing ones virginity. And sex in general.
"Allie! I can't believe you Broken Lawn Chair'd with that guy!"

Broken Arrow 

Military code word meaning "Direct all fire on my position!!" Heard nearby table top gaming conventions as players call for assistance.
(Surrounded by enemies, the commander yells into his wireless) "BROKEN ARROW"
Broken Arrow by Shred99 May 1, 2006
To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.
guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
borked by Dj pancake August 28, 2010