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Bogan Fact

Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.

Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.

Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.

Bogan 1: For real

Bogan 2: Too right

Bogan 1: Deadset

Bogan 2: Bloody oath

Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
by Caliban78 February 4, 2014
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Bogan

A bogan is a term used for a ratty south Australia man who loves drinking vb longnecks at 10 to 12 in the fucking morning and has a beauty of a mullet. Men like this usually have no teeth to spare because as young kids the took cheap handfuls of speed and bashed others who were going through the same depression as them.
Oi I saw a massive bogan yesterday he was pissed on vb and had bags of speed hanging out of his pocket, he had no teeth and had a massive mullet. He had a name tag on I’m pretty sure it read “Callum Sullivan”
by King Kong Tom (p) April 2, 2019
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Bogan

A racist, white piece of trash.

Typically found in their natural habitat (Houso’s) you can find a bogan drinking a VB and swearing and abusing any innocent dark skinned man/women or boy/girl that happens to walk in their sight.

P.s: if confronted by a bogan, don’t try to have an intellectual conversation, it’ll anger the strange creature, instead just point him in the direction of the nearest Centrelink or tobacconist.

(Can be found with a mullet not so gracefully flowing in the wind).
The bogan Couldn’t afford darts for his 14 year old daughter...
by EmpatheticMan February 5, 2018
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Bogan Harry Potter

When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"

Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
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Bogan shirt

Sunburn or tan on the upper arms and shoulderblades, caused by someone habitually or suddenly spending lots of time in the sun while wearing a singlet or sleeveless shirt.
Went on holiday to Kuta. Look at the bogan shirt I picked up!
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Bluecollar bogan

Hard working respectful aussie that love cars ,Aussie culture and partying hard but still has a mouthful of teeth
Oy c@£ts, wazza is working late but he will meet us later in town to get on it .bluecollar bogan
by Vegemitetoast July 6, 2019
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sD Bogan

The worst R6 player on Australian servers and can't get a kill to save his life.

He gets carried by E2F Lanu.
He was voted worst Severed Dreams member 2020.
"Oh we are versing sD Bogan"
"Oh he gets carried by Severed Dreams"
by NotLanu September 6, 2020
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