blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020

blown brothers

Two friends who both knowingly received head from the same girl.

Gabe- Hey just got head from Dana

Connor- No way! I did too. We're blown brothers

by master_nater February 21, 2015

glass-blown

lame or sketchy, can refer to any noun

That restaurant was so glass-blown... the food sucked and they didn't even have real silverwear.

That girl is so obsessed with him that she offered to pay for his ticket. That is so glass-blown.

by Amanda October 12, 2003

fully blown

A state of being highly intoxicated.

" Zach was fully blown at the rave last week.

by coldnesquick July 22, 2019

Full Blown Dummy

A male or female that lacks intelligence and is used primarily in sexual acts. The individual has the equivalent intelligence and use of a blow up doll.

That girl was a full blown dummy.

by Wrensch October 16, 2012

full-blown

When a man or woman looks and acts so gay there is no doubt about their sexuality.

Kristen Stewart looks so gay she is 100% definitely a full-blown lesbian.

by mike miramar November 23, 2022

blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 22, 2019