Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)

Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?

by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 21, 2022

HFD Blitz

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.

This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.

Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!

Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!

by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025

blitz

a guy tht uses he/him pronounces. Also known to make gacha videos about mprgemoris server such as singing battle with members of mpregmoris server and a gacha rp with members of mpregmoris server.

Someone make one for me or else/threat

---wise words from blitz

by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022

blitzed

something that you have eaten recently that has given you diarrhea

ts bacon blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

Pre-Blitz

The zeppelin air raids and urban bombings of Britain during World War I. The name comes from the idea of it being a precursor to the Blitz in World War I, which also was a bombing of Britain.

Person one: my great grandfather served as a German pilot during World War I

Person two: did he take part in the pre-blitz?
Person one: no, he was a fighter pilot.

by PonianYoutube March 17, 2021

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Snow Blitz

Snow blitzing is defined as the event when one or a bunch of people, throw a ton of snow at a person while he or she is in the procrss of showering.

Alex: Hey! I got an idea. Lets go snow blitz Alexis again.
Andrew: OK,I'ill film it.
(Goes out to get snow)
Alex:Hey! Round 2 Bitch!
Alexis: What?
(Throws snow into shower)
Alexis:Fuck all of you!

by Danny Webstah November 6, 2011