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Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.
A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023
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Blitz rape

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.
"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021
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blitzed creek

Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.
“Man, I’m blitzed creek.”
by BTMA June 17, 2022
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Shadow Blitz

by iRobert January 15, 2023
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Blitz

A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.
by Tesha W. August 19, 2017
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Snow Blitz

Snow blitzing is defined as the event when one or a bunch of people, throw a ton of snow at a person while he or she is in the procrss of showering.
Alex: Hey! I got an idea. Lets go snow blitz Alexis again.
Andrew: OK,I'ill film it.
(Goes out to get snow)
Alex:Hey! Round 2 Bitch!
Alexis: What?
(Throws snow into shower)
Alexis:Fuck all of you!
by Danny Webstah November 6, 2011
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