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ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley
I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend
by bácón September 2, 2022
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Nasty Blast

A perticularly foul smelling defication. Usually occours following a long period of drinking, liquid in consistency and expelled in a violent fasion.
"Ahhh mate that was a nasty blast", "Don't go in there for an hour, I've just done a nasy blast"
by Greg Abell May 22, 2008
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wagget blast

when a male is getting head and while his penis is in the girls mouth you take the females head and shake it around and about and whip your penis out of her mouth as hard as you can
"dude me and my girlfriend tried wagget blasting last night and when i whipped my penis out she almost bit it off"
by jankydank August 5, 2009
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blast phonk

A micro genre originaly created by the aggressive phonk artist "blastgrid". Blast phonk is a aggressive phonk micro genre, which is basicly aggressive phonk but 100 times louder. Most popular artists in this genre are: HUSSVRX, KmS, blastgrid, MXZ+ and oaktreehill.
Yo letziu, have you listened to HUSSVRX's new blast phonk track?
by Letziu July 20, 2023
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Baja Blast

To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water
"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."
by VocabernetSauvignon July 19, 2020
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tug and blast

Having a wank until completion.
be right back lads, going for a quick tug and blast.
by namejeff January 2, 2021
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Bunga Blast

To get your bung blasted into oblivion
Oscar: GET BUNGA BLAAAAAAAAAASTED KID
Random Person on Street: Please stop harassing me.
George: Lol get Bunga Blasted nerd
by Paul Kronst August 8, 2018
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