Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

Kelly’s Blanket

When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.

“What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”

by swaggydog_0909 October 10, 2018

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014

drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers

Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

by Addison Choi February 15, 2010

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

blanket gravy

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017