benson

VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,

Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.

by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009

Asian Bedson

The look in the morning when you get out of bed with squinty eyes.

I looked in the mirror this morning and an Asian Bedson was totally looking back at me.

by Dimpsyyy February 5, 2010

belson

man-baby; one who loves upcoming bollywood singers

that dude has so many posters of vishal on his wall and he cries these big tears of man-baby joy..what a belson!

by uncle thadd November 3, 2007

Benson

-verb. to display stomach prominently usually while lecturing at a blackboard.

-adjective. characterized by being the greatest advisor in the world; being supportive, highly loyal; greatly skilled at delivering just the right advice when you need it

-verb. My friend hates seeing folds of fat, so when fat chicks Benson, he has to barf.

-adjective. My mom was so Benson this summer, she was so supportive with my getting over heroine, and now I am going to get into a great college!

by zoolander_boobs February 7, 2010

Becsonspeed

Young 'scene queen' from Australia
Cross between emo/punk/hardcore

Becsonspeed: Dark eye makeup, tattoos & piercings, passionpop, 80's records, myspace.

by ShellyStar! March 31, 2009

benson

Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.

You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?

by gclarkey July 18, 2008

Benson blast

When you finger someone in the library

I took her downtown and gave her the benson blast

by Niggameapples October 13, 2016