Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.

That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.

by Loganno January 14, 2019

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023

Belgian Whoopie Cushion

When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon

My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night

by TheMattress May 26, 2025

The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

Belgian Bagel

Hillary Clinton's dusty butthole.

Chris is a real belgian bagel.

by ragingwaffles October 2, 2021

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018

Belgian Double-Dip

The act of performing Anal, Then Oral, Then Anal again.

Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after they tried a Belgian Double-Dip.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024