baldo

A really really bald fat kid with short brown balding hair and a muscular build with broad shoulders. Baldo is used as an insult, you do not have to fit the description to be called baldo.

someone who is balding and fat. He defacates on the toilet and talks on the phone. He cusses at his diarrhea.

by Andy August 31, 2004

balcony ape

A fat smelly nigger who sits there on his balcony drinking malt liquor and smoking Newport shorts, wishing his food stamps would re up.

Fucking bobby the balcony ape still sitting there on his swing.

by Moon lover November 3, 2015

Baljot

A name for a completly indian kid who is quite messed up. And someone who watches disturbing things www.pornhub.com etc. This word can be used to show how idiotic someone is!

That guy is really just Baljot.

by Magnifaii September 3, 2016

hot air ballon

The act of farting in someone's mouth, causing it to fill up with hot air.

Bobby slowly lowered his sleeping wife's head to his anus, and farted causing a hot air ballon to be created.

by Mr. dude June 9, 2004

balbon

noun. A word to describe a hairy person. John's favorite term when he gets excited. A word that cindy cannot pronounce.

other words...

BALBONIZATION
BALBONIC
BALBONER
BALBONISM

John: HULI KA BALBON!!!
Alyssa: WAG KA NA, BALBON!!!

by John Chua call 1 (503) wet-pakz for more info February 19, 2005

Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

Balboa

A Balboa is when you are fucking a girl (probably a loose one) and you want to have her tighten up so you punch her in the gut causing her abs to contract and tighten up her pussy thus resulting in more satisfying sex.

This bitch I picked up from the strip club was so fucking loose I have to use the balboa on her.

by ill Bill11 April 23, 2009