A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.
Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021
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Bob had no kids and is single, so he doesn't need a full sized cart because he's not getting much groceries . A Bachelor Cart will do.
by joe995 August 3, 2025
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(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
(adjective)
When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.
“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”
“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”
“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”
“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”
(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)
by funnywordle August 14, 2025
Get the Bachelor Locked mug.Meaning: Simple or meager food of the type supposedly eaten by a bachelor who cannot or does not cook well. It implies a lack of culinary effort or sophistication.
Example Usage: "After his wife left for the weekend, John resigned himself to a diet of bachelor's fare: cold beans straight from the can and buttered toast."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
"With his wife out of town, his diet devolved into bachelor's fare: canned soup, cold cuts, and instant noodles."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
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by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER September 6, 2025
Get the Swinging space age bachelor man mug.A cheap, but satisfactorily filling, meal of frozen pizza. Can be consumed any time of day, preferably with malt liquor. Terminology popular in Wisconsin, the de facto frozen pizza capital.
Hey Peckerwoodchuck! Wanna grab breakfast?
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
Nah, not today. I'm busy until mid-2099 and just had a bachelor disc anyway.
by GeunterMcBeunter March 21, 2025
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