baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.

I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006

baby

Someone who is really messy and spills everything

My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly

by loverboy133 January 9, 2015

baby

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

baby

a sad crying annoying thing that shouldn't exist

man that baby is loud.

by lockinto December 5, 2022

babys

How morons spell “babies”

My beautiful babys.

by Legittranslatoronline July 7, 2018

baby

baby a cute word to define small living things or a nickname for your partner.

Baby did you broke my PS5?!

by Someone... that hate you! February 15, 2021