Butcher

Jonah’s attempt at Toby keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after Jonah butchered courtesy of the Red White and Blue

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

Butcher of Kingsbury Run

There was a serial killer in the 1930’s in this place called Kingsbury Run in Ohio. I think that the place was like part of the Cleveland Ohio metropolitan area or something. Anyways, they killed like around 5 or 6 people or something. Decapitated their heads and left their bodies on the streets. His identity has never been known.

The killer completely got away with everything

I wonder who the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run was, and what was their motivation behind the murders ?

World may never know…

by Death Menace March 1, 2023

Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.

He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.

by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025