smelly burrito

The act of a girl releasing demons on your penile area while engaging in butt sex...

"Dude the other night me and rebecca were exchanging sauces and she gave me a smelly burrito"...

by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008

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kim burrito

When someone wraps themself up in a twister mat in a burrito-like fashion. Usually, the person is named Kim and alcohol is involved. Once completed, the person announces the fact that he or she is a "kim burrito."

Kim: "Oh look, a twister mat..."
*rolls herself up*
Kim: "I'M A KIM BURRITO!"

by O.B. July 31, 2008

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Jesus Burrito

A Burrito made by Jesus. The holiest burrito known to man. Also see Moses Taco.

"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."

by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004

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burrito

The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them.

My wife burritoed the covers last night and I froze my ass off!

by Hosehead January 7, 2004

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lobster burrito

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.

dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.

by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008

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