Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.
"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"
by Kraner October 27, 2005
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Best Buy

Def 1 - Scam Artist store that says they did not get the payments you make online. Then when you pay off the entire amount and close your account in one call on the phone, they send you more bills 3 weeks later, saying there was an additional $10 dollars you did not pay which has now increased to an additional $ 2013 over the past 3 weeks, EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD THEM TOLD THEM at the time TO TAKE THE WHOLE AMOUNT they lyingly said you owed IN FULL OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT (just so the scammers would stop charging you interest on late fees you don't owe in the first place, so you can later go back and continue to try to protest the lying bastards through the Attorney General's office), so that now, they (the Muther Fuckin Best Buy Assholes) have now added on an additional $20 dollars each day to a fee you never owed in the first place so that now the fuckin scammers say you owe another $2000!!!!
Def 2 - Lying, Mother Fuckin' Assholes!
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY from the LYING, Mutha Fuckin' Scammers at BEST BUY!!!"

"I got fuckin' screwed at Best Buy."

"Damn! I wish I never did business with Best Buy! They screwed me."
by Michelle in Woodland Hills December 04, 2004
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The Best Buy

This is the act of doping trow and pinching a turd off inside a electronic item then repackage it back together, and return it.
Bryan: "Hay Eric, I just got a new mouse from best buy!"
Eric: "legit, how much that run you?"
Bryan: "about 70 bucks."
Eric: "you know newegg has that for 20?"
Bryan: "the f***?... I think I know what has to be done."
Eric: "Time for "The Best Buy" huh?"
by AlwaysRightttt November 11, 2010
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Buying a vowel

1. A contestant on Wheel of Fortune requesting to buy a vowel

2. Requesting to see a girl's or guy's o-face

3. Getting head
Nick and Alyssa came out of the room and claimed they had only been watching Wheel of Fortune, but everyone thought Nick was buying a vowel from Alyssa.
by Ceejers April 26, 2008
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Buying a Vacation

To do something purposely to get a suspension from school.
by lookalike December 16, 2005
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best buy

a place people shop at before they walk in to a Circuit City
people are only hired at circuit city because they already know the product, unlike best buy where you know more about what your buying than they do
by jason11497 December 02, 2007
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best buy

A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?

Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.

Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.

Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.

Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013
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