bdoyle

Usually hails from the state of Kentucky, specifically Lexington or Louisville. Most wild Bdoyles use a special gel to spike their hair up, for this is how they attract a mate. The higher the spike, the more likely the Bdoyle will find his mate. Most Bdoyles have a great love for sports, but are never loyal to one team. While you may want to pet a wild Bdoyle, if they are not house trained, they can be hostile. use caution when approaching one on the street, for you never know when they might strike. Bdoyles have a very limited diet, and will not eat anything that does not conform to this diet. Bdoyles would rather starve than eat any food that is not familiar to him. Bdoyles like to pass the time by playing video games, watching jeopardy, or dancing. The secret skill of a wild of Bdoyle is his dancing capabilities. Never challenge one to a dance off, or you will surely be sorry. Lastly, never allow your girlfriend or significant other to come into contact with a Bdoyle. Whether in captivity or in the wild, a Bdoyle can never restrain themselves from instantly woo'ing any female they come in contact with. If you find a stray Bdoyle, please call the hotline @ 1-800-BDOINKS

Jess: That Bdoyle is so cute, I just wanna pet him.

Andrew: Please ask before you pet my Bdoyle.

Jess: I'm sorry, he's just so cute!

Bdoyle: Meow. purrrrrrr

by commonapple276 April 2, 2019

buddywhore

some red haired meme bitch on instagram with fire fits

“do you follow @buddywhore ?”
“yeah her memes are fucking epic”

by vampiremilf June 22, 2021

Lusty Buddy

1)A boy or girl you lust over because one time or another something happened.

2)Similar to Cutty Buddy but way more benifits

This time me and my lusty buddy did it in the woods. He is way beter then my boyfriend.

by TutieB August 21, 2009

Tube buddy

A friend you would be willing to perform a double team with in a porno.

Craig: I would be a tube buddy with Jason if it was with Jenna Jameson.

by frydaddy34 February 26, 2010

Shit buoy

A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.

Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)

by Des Perateben April 24, 2010

ear buddying

Two people sharing a soundtrack using only one pair of headphones, aka wax swapping.

I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.

by j-biz da muzak man May 14, 2011

Bong Buddy

A person you share your experience of smoking pot with. Usually Bong Buddies are very close.

My friend Cameron and I are Bong Buddies.

After I won the pool game, Jordan wanted to be my Bong Buddy.

by JordanCombs July 11, 2012