Brendon

Brendon is usually a very chill dude has a lot of friends and He's probably dating a short brunette Brendon is probably charming sweet loyal and very protective

Brendon A very loyal and protective

boyfriend Don't flirt with his girlfriend cause you probably gonna get threaten

by anonymous September 26, 2021

Brendon Ciraky

A cool guy with a cute giggle

Brendon ciraky is a cool guy with a a big butt

by have bren January 8, 2024

Brendoned

actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'

"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"

by brindlecunny August 14, 2019

Brendon

The kid who sweats at soccer

John: Hey Brendon come play tag with us!

Brendon: No I'm Playing Fucking Soccer.

by LaSsO dIcK hEaD September 10, 2020

Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021

brendon

brendon seems like a very rude person but when you get to meet him he is very sweet and also has an obsession with drifting cars and his favourite being a s15

Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot

Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out

Girl: do it youll be the luckiest

by bigshnuutsies April 24, 2019

Brendon hoyle

A small looking triangle that’s a speck cunt with warts on his Penis he wipes chocolate on his nob and let’s his wife clean it with her eyebrows

Omg he was such a Brendon Hoyle

by Brendon hoyle September 28, 2021