English Bandit

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?

by Justin P Wilson January 3, 2009

bendite

a person who partakes in the culture of Bend, Oregon. Beer drinking, snowboarding, hiking, paddle boarding etc.

"Look at that they are driving a subaru with a paddle board on top they must be a bendite"

by Washintonian September 19, 2014

crash bandicoot

Star of many video games, Crash Bandicoot was one of the victims of the power-mad Dr Neo Cortex, who tried to cause rapid evolution in animals in order to turn them into his army of heavies. Crash, together with his sister Coco Bandicoot and their friend Crunch Bandicoot, are now dedicated to putting a spoke in every wheel of evil plotting Cortex dreams up. The best games in Crash's history, in my view, are 'Cortex Strikes Back' and 'Twinsanity'. In the latter, Crash was forced to team up with Cortex in order to foil the plans of two power-mad birds (who were former pets of Cortex).

Cortex: I'll destroy you and take over this world.

Crash Bandicoot: Uh....

Cortex: I shall be the supreme being of the universe!

Crash: Uh....

Cortex: You've a real way with words, do you know that?!

by StormSworder August 13, 2006

fruit bandit

a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught

person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at henrys face the other day
person 2: no did you ?
person 1: no i wana find that fruit bandit tho i hate him
person 2: i know henry got owned tho!

by Liam,Mulhern January 20, 2009

backseat bandit

When a shorty perform sexual acts in the back of a hellcat/car.

My last shorty was a backseat bandit. She let a local trap lord with n srt blow her back out behind the 7/11.

by K racks November 11, 2021

shame bonding

When people with underlying shame-based experiences bond over the principles and egos they form along the way.

We formed what seemed like an inseverable attachment and once we acknowledged the truth of it being shame bonding, we grew even tighter.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Beer Bandits

The Beer Bandits are a group of extreme hard asses, whom instead of buying the beer in which they drink, they in fact steal it. Much easier, and now they can afford other important things, such as gum, and gasoline.

Timmy: Man those guys have so much beer! How do they get it all?
Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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by Freshtadef May 2, 2007