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Batshit Breeding

When a batshit crazy woman sexually assaults a teenage boy in an attempt to impregnate herself and creates more hellspawn. This process is then repeated for several generations in an attempt to create the Anti-Christ.
Man1: Hey where were you last night

Man2: I had to fight of one of women batshit breeding
by JsLovehandles August 28, 2014
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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
by Covid Commander April 18, 2020
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Batshit crazy

The phrase came from Indian tribes who slept in caves. After long periods of exposure to the caves filled with "batshit"the Indians would start losing their minds. Some hyroglyphics illustrate people eating other humans including the face.
by Bat knowledge October 2, 2016
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Completely fucking batshit loco

Past the point of insanity, past the point of rationality. Incorperates both the meanings batshit and loco but on a much higher scale. Just losing it, the day before or maybe the day you are commited permenantly to a mental asylum.
Jim: Yo dude, whats up?

John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen

Jim: WTF?!? what for?

John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco
by Yanosh July 24, 2008
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batshitter

An adjective used to describe crusty goth kids. Batshitters can often be found shopping at Hot Topic, and wearing clothes with tribal designs on them. Flames and skulls are acceptable also, if there is no tribal.

They mostly listen to the genre of music known as Nu-Metal, but it can also differ, according to whats cool at the time. Acceptable music for batshitters: Godsmack, Korn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, whatever else is on Headbangers Ball.

Batshitters often claim to be different from everybody else, or to be weird, but in all actually, they are just as big of tools than the people they claim to be different from.
"Nice Slipknot hoodie, batshitter"

Guy One: "I'm going to go listen to Korn, because nobody understands me"
Guy Two: "You fucking batshitter"
Guy One: "I'm going to cut my wrists"

"I hate batshitters"
by DMONEY. February 27, 2005
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batsy

Oi batsy. Stop being Batsy.
That looks batsy.
by Kunzi August 23, 2003
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