Bacon

Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.

Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\

Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"

by Emzerz November 16, 2009

bacon

Food that comes from pig. Also can be used out of question, exlimation, or any way of showing expresion

Bacon. (can be used anywhere)

by nex January 7, 2003

Bacon

God's gift to man. Good for anytime of the day. Easily able to cure any case of vegetarianism.

ONE: "You member how Jenny was a vegetarian?"
TWO: "Yeah, why?"
ONE: "Well, she told me bacon was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life."

by Saxima December 8, 2010

Bacon

1. A delicious meat product

2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.

1. Oh my god look at all this bacon!

2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.

by Alli-Bam August 29, 2010

Bacon

A slang word, mostly used and is used to say instead of "whatever" or "yeah right".

Dude: "I got an A+ in Pre Algebra!"

Dude 2: "Bacon!"

by Toon.Shuki February 15, 2009

baconator

Derrogatory slang for police officers

"Slow down man, there's a Baconator at 2 o'clock!!! He/she's pulling out of the Dunkin' Donuts!"

by telecaster52 October 27, 2007

The Bacon

The Bacon has recently become a popular slang word for the H1N1 Virus (swine flu).

You may want to go to the health department and get a shot so you don't get "The Bacon"

by FriskyWhiskeyJenn October 21, 2009