Avril Lavigne

all you people who say she's not a poser are fucking stupid. cant you see that she's acting like she doesent care what people think of her? you people should open up your fucking eyes. she fucking sucks, she's not punk, and all of her fans should give Joan Jett a listen because she is a fuck load of a lot better than she is.

FanGirl: Avril Lavigne is so not a poser! she doesent even call her self punk and says she's being herself!
Me: Thats where you are wrong you materialistic slut. Avril SAYS she is just being herself, when inside she's just a poser who never had a goddamned original musical thought in her head. Joan Jett would kick the living shit out of her.
FanGirl: Arghhh! STFU!
Me: No.
FanGirl: Well she's going out with the guy from sum 41 so fuck off!
Me: Yea i feel bad for him, his band is actually good and has some pretty decent music.

by Adam, a man who KNOWS rock. December 28, 2005

Avril Lavinge

Someone who looks even scarier withought make up on.

Person that sees Avril without make up: Woah! Oh my god! What the hell is that!? CRACK KILLS! CRACK KILLS!

by Highly Evolved June 29, 2005

avril lover

One word to sum it all up - Alan.

"Alan why do you have to go and make things so complicated"

by Anonymous February 8, 2005

Avril Lavinge

A singer who is called a "poser" by kids in middle school who want to look like they know what they're doing. They can often be heard saying, "Avril Lavinge is such a POSER dude! Good Charlotte is sooo much more HARDCORE!"

Truthfully, even though I'm not an Avril fan, I think it's just totally dumbass of those kids because they probably couldn't do much better.

Avril Lavinge is a poser, and I'm saying that because I'm an insecure 12-year-old who wants to feel good about myself.

I don't like Avril Lavinge all too much but I'm sure she's an okay person.

by orangemilano September 5, 2004

avril lavigne

Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.

Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Avril Lavigne

Napolion in his undies - sense of history and historical significance + 100(delusions of grandeur - manners) + zipper pants and tie + blond hair extensions and marketing team + sk8r troll - 2 bountiful gobs of spit = Avril Lavigne

Word Problem: If one Britney Spears is equal to one Avril Lavigne, then how many gobs of spit are equal to fried chicken grease wiped on a couture gown?

by Decreptacon November 1, 2007

Avril

is associated with the name of April. If an Avril is a bad bitch, then she's the baddest bitch. Girls with this name are smoking hot, very intelligent, and a shit load of fire and ice. They tend to be one of the most beautiful and attractive people out there, they are a hint of an angel but a pure devil. names like Avril has always been stunning, gorgeous, and mostly mysterious inside and out. They are always a queen yet no one knows their nature. They are the observers that don't speak, serial killers that don't kill, and a genius that doesn't have to think. They are seductive at times without knowing and can take you or your man by just looking at your eye. Thay are very dominant and bi, a sadist is what you can call her, a wild card or an insane are the words that can well define her but behind all of that they are kind, sympathetic, sensitive, talented, creative, adorable or cute, and a little cotton ball. They are very funny and oftentimes, they don't notice how many men surround her, but knows how many women are jealous of her. She knows what's wrong with her and how some people might despise her, but she uses that for her own advantage. (they tend to have a successful career and good almost at everything )

Is Avril even a human?

by AngelaFrancis December 10, 2019