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Avocado sized mf

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today
by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020
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hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012
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Nikocado Avocado

My hubby.
Not sofe's
Nikocado Avocado is mine
ok
by sharnus March 28, 2023
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Nikocado Avocado

Famous for being way too fat and having 1 brain cell

See Also: Definitions for type 1 diabetes, obese, virgin, American, no self control and brain dead
Used to insult someone or to show your children what America looks like without leaving the comfort of your home. NIkocado Avocado is famous for his umm... unhealthy diet and eating way too much fast food.
by DonaldDuckTrump June 13, 2023
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Avocado

To covertly refer to the AVO.
Apprehended Violence Orders (AVO)
This is how we using Avocado, here in Australia:

A: Mate, I just got arrested.
B: Fuck, what for?
A: Amanda avocado.
B: Oh shit... you'll ending up in jail. I'm telling ya! Never even try to call her. Just simply stay away from her.
by DanielOB January 16, 2023
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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