Wet Amos

A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker;

Wet Willy's southside cousin.

1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."

by Uzanna February 13, 2008

ATOMS

Attracted To Older Men Syndrome

Young Girl 1: Whoa! Look at that guy over there. He's hot!
Young Girl 2: Dude, he's like 37.
Young Girl 1: Sorry, I have ATOMS.

by Laura42395 January 19, 2011

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

by Frackin'Amazin' June 19, 2010

almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

Almost Dro

Almost dro, is a Term used to describe a certain kind Marijuana. Although its not actually hydro grown weed, its a Slang term used. Almost dro is actually Kinebud, But has lost its potent THC levels, And does not possess its Potent smell, or fresh texture. As if it was stored for too long. Because of this loss in Quality it is priced lower then regualr Kinebud prices.

High Grade Kinebud has a very strong potent smell, If you store it in a plastic baggy, and put it in your pocket or back pack. The room or yourself well still have a very strong smell. Which is why its preferred to store in a air tight container for smell, better storage place, and the crystals that are one some buds, can stick to the sides of the container, which can be scraped and smoked.

IF you cannot identify these characteristics on your so called "Kinebud". then its either almost dro, or Kinebud that has lost its potency. Remember High grade Kinebud, can put a Pothead who Smoked for years, on cloud 9, which is really high.

you got any kindz?" , "Naw, i got this almost dro though

by Tango bravo Charlie Sierra September 10, 2010

amos jackson

A VERY FAT MAN With A Tiny penis he is a follower

Man your like 7483 Pounds your such an Amos Jackson

by Ty😉 June 18, 2017

almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018