assfong

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

assclown

An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.

"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'

by Choadfish December 4, 2013

aslox

Noun
Like a 69, one sucks the balls whilst the other licks the ass. Usually a homosexual thing.

Example: Ryan and Evren are going to aslox tonighy

by aa tree rtxdhjhghasd May 21, 2014

Asscock

Asscock- When a male is being an ass.

Hunny, stop being an asscock!

by Aallee February 11, 2017

Assclown

An individual who despite being utterly devoid of reason, intimate knowledge or genuine personal experiences, elects to puport themselves as an authority on a particular topic or field and actively creates discourse for the purpose of meritless self aggrandizement.

Man, That guy Jim Acosta from CNN is such a biased Assclown - No wonder Trump says they're fake news!

by chevcheli0s May 6, 2018

Assclown

The word Grayson Screams at ethan when he put his fake phone in a block of ice

"ETHAN YOU ASSCLOWN

by Jess.T March 7, 2018