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Per abooz

Stop per aboozing!
by .twitch March 15, 2021
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dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
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Jiz-per

A man that gaslights chatbots with false information. Usually about murdering someones family.
Jiz-per was talking shit agian to the bot.
by Stern-sama May 24, 2023
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Per kristian

Look there is per kristian, no wait it’s just a mailbox
by The evil gamer October 22, 2019
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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.
Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"
by nestorcheese June 2, 2016
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Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!
"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"
by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020
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