i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BenSav December 15, 2021
by teh poot0r August 04, 2003
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
How Soon Is Now?
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
How Soon Is Now?
by Death Menace March 06, 2023
A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”
We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.
by tariqk December 06, 2021
Typically refers to changes in code that are not merged yet, but when it does it will be thoroughly reviewed and tested before merging to master.
by tokenizedbearclaws December 14, 2021
When your friend says that they will get on the game soon, in reality it can be 5 minutes or 5 hours
Self: can you get on?
Friend: yeah, i’ll get on soon
*5 hours later*
Self: you said you would get on soon
Friend: my bad i got busy(they were on there phone)
Friend: yeah, i’ll get on soon
*5 hours later*
Self: you said you would get on soon
Friend: my bad i got busy(they were on there phone)
by Ace K January 04, 2024