Apex

is one huge as nigga most commonly known for his large dick and wearing glasses around school. Apex is far superior than the low life people he has to deal with every day. Apex once destroyed an entire colony of thots with a single nut which fired from his glock 19 a.k.a the big juicy cock. He is also one of Jupiters missing moon with a gravitational pull which is five stronger than earths meaning if you come within 1 kilometre of him you will begin to slowly feel your skin be pulled from your body, Apex is strong enough to defeat Thanos even with the infinity gauntlet.

Apex has a 50 inch soft shlong kong

by urmon123 June 3, 2025

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Apex Legends

The most mid game ever like if you play it your mad gay and is 10 years old

Like they are failed abortions
Shit Call of Duty

Apex Legends is mid

by apex is cool November 16, 2021

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virgin city

Person 1: I like apex legends
Person 2: u a virgin LOL

by deezxoxox January 9, 2022

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hop on apex

code-word for docking with your friend and tying rubber bands around it while both of you simultaneously start pissing so it fills up like a water balloon.

hey, wanna hop on apex?

by Guac02 June 8, 2024

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