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Andre

That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.
Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."
by wolffe1245 May 31, 2017
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Andre

Angers easily though sometimes cute, very annoying most days and clingy protective over friends and family. An Andre is very cheeky. Hates rules and will break as many as he can.
I can't believe he did that it must be an Andre
by Emilyyyyybrownnnn March 18, 2019
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Andred

Dude that guy is so andred
by Faiths February 18, 2009
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Andre

A guy who falls in love with a new girl every five seconds but gets friendzoned every time.
He's a total Andre he likes a new girl every week.
by Blackey chan September 5, 2016
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andre

DUMB FUCKING STUPID WHORE who always feels himself and his ego is way bigger than his penis no one ever knows why his face is sooo ugly, fuck him, and fuck his brother who is way sexier than him🥰🥰🥰 MMmmmMmm well andre btw just so you know your ugly
is andre cool? HELL TO THE FUCK NO BITCH ANDRE IS NOT COOL.

that kid’s penis is so small his name must be Andre.
by periodt poohbear October 5, 2019
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Andre

A very black ass nigga who ugly ashii he usually is always starting something and gets roasted in groups he’s fucking annoying but seems to get females. He is a feen and likes to steal ur food cause he’s always hungry and his parents don’t love him
Uhhhhh look at dat ugly nigga Andre

ur acting like Andre
by Drippysauce October 29, 2018
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andres

a person that just does not give a single fuck about your life

FROM ANDRES
im from west hall middle school andres
by hi person 22 November 7, 2017
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