Andres

The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.

1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”

2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”

3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to

Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football

by GOATMF321 February 21, 2020

Andre

the most annoying mf you will ever meet

" I hate that Andre guy, he's so annoying. "

by penguinsoda February 18, 2022

Andre

Will fuck anything that has a pulse. People with the name Andre dick big. The guy that wanted to be a pot start in highschool.

Andre will fuck your bitch.

by bbd09 May 4, 2019

Andres

Andres is a kind hearted person who listens to your problems and know when your lying about not having any, you’ll never meet someone like him, he is a god a soccer and low key has a side piece and damn is he cute but most importantly he always has your back wherever ,whenever.

Thanks for listening Andres

Omg look at his skills

by Random kiss June 25, 2018

Andre

Andre- the sweetest kid and dosent get tricked

Andre will be there to help

by Buyterfingers101 May 27, 2017

Andre

A person who is hard working loyal romantic ambitious makes his next move his best treats his women like a queen and humble.

Be more like a Andre he get's the job done.

by cOOL OUT RAGE US LOVER March 14, 2017

Andre

The best looking white guy ever to exist, Strong, Handsome, and has a better physique than anyone around him. Andre tends to have a big shlong and boasts around about it to his lesser peers

Dang that man is a total Andre

by Illboneurmom May 30, 2018