Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

Going Amazon

To unleash fury and rage to a doorbell camera when having to deliver packaged ordered by your delivery service.

"That door dash guy going amazon for having to bring me my 711 mini tacos."

by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025

Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.

Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!

by dungeeee December 14, 2020

Amazon

The most obvious damping business in the world. It's so expensive in Winter 2024, they started cheap, however. Now they are offering delivery for small businesses. They just go cheap to kill FedEx, UPS and USPS and then make delivery really expensive. Amazon could be used as and example of damping cheap service to kill competition and then rise prices for they have been engaging in that practice for several cycles so far.

USPS and FedEx are getting pommeled by lowball prices from Amazon this Christmas, for Goodness sake!
Indeed! Cheap for Christmass 24, it will go through the roof for Christmas 25, however.

by Peridels December 7, 2024

Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.

"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."

by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017

Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.

omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires

by ganjagrace February 23, 2021

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020