Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

almond snicker

Sounds like a gay sex thing

we did the almond snicker last night ;)

by Hello it's mee... fergie November 6, 2017

Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.

Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.

by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025

Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018