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Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
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almond snicker

we did the almond snicker last night ;)
by Hello it's mee... fergie November 6, 2017
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Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.
Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.
by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024
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Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
mugGet the Floor almondsmug.

Roasted Neckless Almond

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.
by nadiealadog February 24, 2017
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Almond

if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.
by 🌭 the poo June 10, 2021
mugGet the Almondmug.

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