to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008

Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.

Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.

by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025

almond snicker

Sounds like a gay sex thing

we did the almond snicker last night ;)

by Hello it's mee... fergie November 6, 2017

Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018

Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018