by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020
Get the alfiemug. 
Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
by Your nan123 December 23, 2019
Get the Alfie stagemug. Alfie is the sweetest kitten you will ever meet. He is super cuddly, always sleeping and can have major mood swings. Alfie will always be there for you to hug when you’re sad and will always comfort you. Get yourself an Alfie!
by Whatuppeepsx November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022
Get the Alfiemug. by MattN36 January 16, 2022
Get the Alfie george gatesmug. Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit
by 632008king September 26, 2023
Get the Alfiemug.