alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.

She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".

by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016

alaskan jesus

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back

I gave that bitch an alaskan jesus

by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016

alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

alaskan pizza

the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza

"It was so cold last night, my boyfriend made me an alaskan pizza."

by NaCL Words September 15, 2021

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

alaskan unibrow

Tying two peoples pubic hair together to transfer crabs from one person to another.

Hey Larry! tonight wanna share crabs? Let’s do the alaskan unibrow.

by DriedAir February 8, 2023

Alaskan Blowdryer

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.

Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.

by FartFuckington December 18, 2018