Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.
"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."
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Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.
Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018
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Almond eyes

Eye shape which is longer in width than length in nature,people with almond eyes tend to have part of their iris covered on both sides of each eye,whereas people with doe eyes have white below/above their iris
“I have almond eyes,because they are shaped like almonds,but she has doe eyes because they are wide and resemble that of a does eyes”
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Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
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almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.
Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.
by GIngyboi June 1, 2020
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Almond

if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.
by 🌭 the poo June 10, 2021
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