auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing

Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way

by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025

Axel Abduction

A scene boy with peferct shiny hair vanity perfection friends with scene cuts and dumb vegas tans .

ex: Axel Abduction your so brown

ex:you and Axel Abduction look so scene

by missygal January 15, 2010

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017