aids-xiety

When you get tested for HIV and spend the next three days going through a mental Rolodex of your horrid past, convinced you're dying until they tell you that you're negative..

Yo, I just got my STD chech, and I'm suffering from a bad case of AIDS-xiety... Let's roll a blunt and watch the Habs crush the Maple Leafs so i can take my mind off of things.

by Pymp514 March 19, 2007

AIDS Vampire

A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.

"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."

by Luxford December 25, 2008

acid off a duck's back

The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.

Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.

by spinaltapsoundguy January 6, 2010

Aciding

When a woman unexpectedly inserts a finger two knuckles deep into a man's ass during foreplay.

Lisa wanted to surprise John so she gave him an aciding while she blew him.

by XYK October 6, 2012

phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009

Alcohol AIDS

The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.

"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."

by Spanks Malone November 30, 2009

you give me aids

When someone annoys you to the point where you get AIDS.

Alex: Send me pics of the Homework.
Byron: Why didn't you do it?
Alex: Too Lazy.
Byron: You give me AIDS.

by ByronNotBryan January 4, 2016