When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
Get the Avocado birthmug. by The deathless dead September 25, 2022
Get the Avocado sandwich advocatemug. 
Get the avocadomug. Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
by dubzziez April 23, 2021
Get the Avocado Engineermug. by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969mug. the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
Get the triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocadomug. by ducks about town May 10, 2020
Get the avocadomug.