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Ashley

Short, shy, beautiful inside and out. An Ashley is the type of girl that will take your breath away at first sight. She's gorgeous but doesn't know it, always seen with her friends.

Kind and sweet, with the most amazing personality. She's super funny and a vey unique person. She always knows exactly what to say, and can always cheer you up!

She may be shy when you're getting to know her, but once you're in with her group, she's the life of the party!

Some boy always has a crush on her, and she always likes one. She is very active on social media, and always has a smile on her face.
Boy 1: Hey, did u c that girl today?
Boy 2: Oh, Ashley? Yeh I like her a lot
Girl 1: Oh, Ashley's gonna hear about that!
by bbubbleee October 27, 2016
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ashlee hung

1. the inevitable marriage between the two worst singers of our era: Ashlee Simpson and William Hung.

2. A person who lip syncs to william hung..or sounds like both.
Dean:Hey Mark, is that a cat dying I hear?
Mark: No man, its just an Ashlee Hung.
by bug_eyed_monster September 8, 2005
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Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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My Asshole

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time
so you are eating my asshole tonight?
by The Asshole God September 30, 2019
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asshole buddies

By the mid-1970s "Asshole Buddies" had lost its primarily military connotation and became a slang term, more commonly used in the American South than in other regions, to denote two very close male friends who have come to know each other intimately, though not necessarily sexually. Even if they are having sex, they may nonetheless identify as straight.
." Lonnie and Joe Bob? You hardly ever see one without the other. They've been asshole buddies for years."

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by al-in-chgo September 24, 2011
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Ashley Simpson

by Mr Twirly July 15, 2008
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asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
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