The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 21, 2013
by the green monkey December 20, 2004
Billie Joe Armstrong is the hottest fucker around...ok ladies whats more hott..he has 2 sons married to his wife of almos 11 years (only married at 23) loves to rock out hard and long, and is modest about his stardom and money. Fur ur 411 he doesnt like talkin bout his $$ he said the only benefit of it was to treat HIS WIFE like she deserved to be treated...omg..he soo fuckin sexyy
HazyyGrl: Hi I'm a girl who's totally in love with you and just forgot my name. Nice to meet you.
BillieJ: Hey wattup. I'm Billie Joe and I'm in a band.
Hazzygrl: I know. Trust me.
BillieJ: Hey wattup. I'm Billie Joe and I'm in a band.
Hazzygrl: I know. Trust me.
by only if March 15, 2005
Lead singer and guitarist for the band Green Day. V. distinctive vocals "I sound like an englishman impersonating and american impersonating and englishman" Currently 33 and married to Adrinne. Performed the song "She" in the buff at a charity event. Very chirasmatic frontman. Unfortunatly most people did not no he existed before American Idiot for they have other albums that are just as good, if not better.
by Green Day Fan February 23, 2005
It's BillIE Joe. Get it right.
by Thejudgesdaughter May 01, 2005
Only the sexiest lead singer to da hottest band Green Day known for his wild stunts and crazy quotes... sometimes a bit insane, but we luv him for it. ROCK ON!!!
"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
by Crunkie May 01, 2005
by Shelby Telfer February 12, 2005