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andrew

Usually a hot, or at least cute, person with an amazing sense of humor, style, in music, taste of girls, and so cool. Andrew also is an amazing best friend with a lot of people.
Oh my gosh, just look at Andrew. I really wished he was my friend
by nmbkhvjbv January 20, 2018
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Andrews

Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.

The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.

Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.

Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.

Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
by BritishReject April 20, 2011
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Andrew

Stressful shrimp murderer who's really bad at pool and makes bad jokes. Very sneaky and tricks girls into thinking he's not wearing a hat. otherwise not complete asshole
Andrew is the notification on my phone i consider spam.
by i love the color green February 26, 2017
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Andrew

Andrew is a thicc mah
by serpientejaxxs July 6, 2017
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Andrew

The best guy you will ever meet. He´s unresistible and handsome, and he will give you a big smile. He can also be your best friend. But don´t think too far, he might think your only a friend to him.
Boy 1: Where´s Andrew?

Boy 2: Who´s Andrew

Boy 1: Are you crazy?!
by Alex<3* January 12, 2021
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Andrew

A wonderful, smart, sexy, handsome, tall and muscular man that have girls swarming him craving and desiring his huge giant mammoth of a cock.
Wow, you're such an Andrew!
by Wettymanpseudonym June 25, 2017
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Andrew

a muscular black dude with no chill gets salty alot and likes arm wrestles
also has a small dick
andrew is just andrew
by weabowellieawilly November 13, 2019
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