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cute, cross-eyed, football-and-soccer-playing dude thatz really smart and looks even cuter with his glasses!!!! :D
Nadia: whos that cross-eyed boy? he's so cute!
Sofia: Andrew. if u think thatz good, u should c him with glasses!
Andrew by NaughtyAss May 14, 2019
The coolest, sexiest bloke who is very smart and athletic. He is very good at Basketball, Bowling, Poker, Volleyball and especially Gaming. They are normally in Maths 2 in their school and they will have a lot of friends. Their penis is always MASSIVE and overall a cool bloke.

Andrew's are really hot, always has abs (most of the time starting at the age of 10-12). They are normally short to start of but after puberty, they will be the tallest. Andrew's often like to brag and they can't take it when they are losing. If you meet an Andrew, you need to keep them as a friend. They will give a the best time of your life.
Sam: Who is that bloke pissing next to me. Their dick is massive. Yep, definitely an Andrew!!
Andrew is a short pale person that got vibe checked in the head so hard he only knows how to say one phrase. His favorite daily activity is biting his unmentionables really hard and then crying for an hour, occasionally licking the blood off. He also has stomach cancer because of all of the Windex banana milkshakes he makes. His favorite meal is a mix of horse thighs and the souls of redheaded people (he's the one that steals them)
Is that Andrew? I heard he pisses straight blood.
Andrew by ghlow October 10, 2019
a muscular black dude with no chill gets salty alot and likes arm wrestles
also has a small dick
andrew is just andrew
Andrew by weabowellieawilly November 13, 2019
The best guy you will ever meet. He´s unresistible and handsome, and he will give you a big smile. He can also be your best friend. But don´t think too far, he might think your only a friend to him.
Boy 1: Where´s Andrew?

Boy 2: Who´s Andrew

Boy 1: Are you crazy?!
Andrew by Alex<3* January 12, 2021
He is really hot even if he thinks he's not sometimes. He plays video games a lot. He has amazing curly dark brown hair and the best brown eyes ever. (Big thingy too, if you know what I mean.) He is the kindest person to the one he loves, and has the personality to die for.
"Andrew is so hot," you say. "Oh?" I inquire, "Well, stop looking at him, he's mine."
Andrew by tHerESaMonkeYoverthereBF November 28, 2021