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alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.
After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.
by Bogrimm January 22, 2017
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Alternative Facts

a lie or false statement / the quality of being false/ bullshit / propaganda /

narratives often used by the Trump Administration via propoganda officials such as Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) and Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) devised to counter facts and provable realities in order to steer or sway opinions in favor of their own benefit - which is generally the agenda of their very insecure and emotionally need boss.
Climate change is not supported by science, and we will provide you with alternative facts that the dishonest press should be covering.
by Dr. Parrot January 22, 2017
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Alternarock

The coolest way to say Alternative Rock, which, since Fall Out Boy, has been more pop-rock than anything.
Interviewer: So what kind of music do you guys play?
Pete: We tend to stick to alternarock since we don't have a big indie crowd.
Interviewer: I guess not with songs like "Sugar, We're going Down". Are you sure you're not just a pop/rock band?
Pete: No, we're definitely alternarock. Definitely.
by PnoGal32 June 13, 2008
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alternate history hub

A channel on YouTube that talks about 'what if this happened and the results' type shit
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queen of alternative

the queen of alternative is none other than the jazzy sultry singer lana del rey whom arguably created the alternative genre as a whole
the queen of alternative never misses. lana outsold
by queen of alternative September 12, 2020
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algernonce

An person called Algy who like to blend in with children by acting like a 5 year old, eventually he will gain the children’s trust and kidnap them
‘Omg it’s an Algernonce’
Children everywhere- ‘RUN ARGHHH
by Algy March 21, 2022
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Friday afternoon model

A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.
My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.
by iMacThere4iAm May 24, 2010
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