alfie kingsman

a sexy man with a large erect penis

hey alfie kingsman is a nice guy

by hdkdldofjnfncncncnf January 1, 2023

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Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

wow that man is a proper Alfie Woolger.

by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023

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Alfie

Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit

“Alfie has shit on the bed and has been a bold boy”

by 632008king September 26, 2023

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Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

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Alfi

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.

Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125

by Bmt yk November 28, 2021

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