jeffrey almonte

The realist nigga alive

Nigga you a Jeffrey almonte

by Almonteisthebae March 29, 2017

Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.

Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!

by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009

almostache

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".

by fat wyt guy May 29, 2009

Almonte

A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.

"Why is that guy such a jackass?"

"He's from Almonte."

"Ohhh..."

by Lolocakes February 21, 2009

alsost

alsost is the name given to the hard tomato sauce thats dried in and around the top of the lid/bottle.

im unable to retrieve the sauce theres alsost blocking the passage!!

by sharon osbourne September 4, 2006

atmostrophe

The catastrophic destruction of the atmosphere (ie. Either the planet's atmosphere or the atmosphere of a party or place.)

It was atmostrophic when John's ex-wife showed up at the party.

The depletion of the ozone is an atmostrophe.

by Kris G. October 4, 2007

Y'allmost

contraction form of "you all almost"
y'all
y'allmost

Y'allmost died jaywalking!

by themanwhomadeyallmost October 9, 2018