Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

Alfi

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.

Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125

by Bmt yk November 28, 2021

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020

Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020