Kay-away

Dropping one's wife off to do something that she wants to do, while the husband goes to do something he wants to do. (Reference to Mary Kay parties)

I dropped the wife off at Macy's so I'm going to get a beer at the pub to take a quick Kay-away.

by holy husky November 7, 2010

text away your dignity

1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity

hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"

by ohshitdidireallyjustsendthat? July 13, 2007

Prometheus school of running away from things

To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path

He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

black people are always late

Black-man time: When you say to your black friend to come to work at 8:30 in the morning and he strolls in at 4 pm.

"Hey, what time do you call this?"
"Black-man time."

Told you, black people are ALWAYS late.

by 50/50 Boyy June 27, 2014

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

by Jinkies September 11, 2006

Always

Implying huge emotional value.
This word is forever changed because of Harry Potter and The Hunger Games.

"After all this tme?" Dumbledore

"Always." Snape

"Stay with me?" Katniss

"Always." Peeta

Hunger Games Harry Potter Peeta Mellark Severus Snape Lily Evans Katniss Everdeen

by ginnyweasleypotter17 September 23, 2011