A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.
by curseofcurveskms September 7, 2012
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Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.
by NezumiiroShinobi December 10, 2012
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A dirty abigail is when you nut in a girl and leave your dick in her for 4 hours then proceed to eat a mince pie
by Dirty abigail February 2, 2022
Get the Dirty abigail mug.Commonly attracted to Asains. Has an okay sense of humor. Sarcastic.
Hobbies include: The office, horses, being hilariously hilarious, sleeping too much.
Likes Oreos. Double stuffed.
Super pretty, has magnificent hazel eyes, and cheeks to die for.
Hobbies include: The office, horses, being hilariously hilarious, sleeping too much.
Likes Oreos. Double stuffed.
Super pretty, has magnificent hazel eyes, and cheeks to die for.
Guy 1: Hey should I go get Abigail's number?
Guy 2: Nah bro, she's wayy to cool for you.
Guy 2: But I'm gonna go get her number!
Narrator: OH HOW THE TURNTABLES...
Guy 2: Nah bro, she's wayy to cool for you.
Guy 2: But I'm gonna go get her number!
Narrator: OH HOW THE TURNTABLES...
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Abigail is the best.
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An abigail is a very outgoing and fun person. Usually a girl,an abigail can have two faces so dont let her smile fool you! An Abigail,is usually an A’s and B’s student. She is attractive and can date up to 3 guys every week or so. She likes athletics and likes to eat unheathly food. But an Abigail is a great person! So go find yourself an Abigail and don’t loose her!
girl 1 hey! Do you see that girl over there! She looks like an Abigail!
girl 2 yeah! I wish I had an Abigail! If I ever have one,I won’t EVER let her go!!
girl 2 yeah! I wish I had an Abigail! If I ever have one,I won’t EVER let her go!!
by rattykat October 24, 2019
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