Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019

tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.

That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.

by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016

tool

Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).

The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".

by masterofsleep May 4, 2015

tool

A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.

I ran into Mike from high school, and yes, he's still a tool.

by annadoes March 28, 2016

Tool

One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.

friend that is always a tool

by clay10roll November 7, 2012

tool

a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things

"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.

by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012

tool

tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked

That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic

by updog15 March 15, 2010