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If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently
If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008
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time and a turd

in the same way that you would do overtime and claim time and a half, you have shit at work and claim time and a turd
boss "where have you been"
employee "just claimed time and a turd"
by emerged hairy ben July 13, 2009
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Third time's a charm

When you are trying something (activity, task, function) and you are not successful during the first two attempts, you make this comment to assure people that you will get it right the third time you attempt it.
I know that I haven't fixed your car with the first two repair jobs I did on it, but 'the third time's a charm'.
by ZippythePinhead August 23, 2011
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All the time you have to leave a space!

A quote by famous Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso during the 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix
Ok he pushed me off the track I think you have to leave a space, All the time you have to leave a space!
by gravelmuncher753 January 22, 2023
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Three Times a Lady

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.
Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.
by The Physician January 6, 2007
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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 22, 2012
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Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.
Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies
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